y’alL SHOULD WATCH CRASH COURSE PSYCHOLOGY I FEEL LIKE ITS GIVEN ME SUCH A GOOD UNDERSTANDING OF PEOPLE
Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.
Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?
lmao my mom said those exact words to me
"ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them"
"why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing"
"ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now"
"why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper"
"wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cliff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit. It gets too sticky if it’s not cold.
i need this in my life
I am flower child now. Get over it, mom.
*goes to coachella once*